The Simple Solution to the Oil Spill in the Gulf

It will cost several million dollars to build quickly.

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The key element is the extremely-heavy-guage all-thread bolt with the spring-loaded barb on the end. The barb has to be extremely sharp and extremely strong, so that when it is set by the pulling-up motion of the electric anchoring motor it will cut through the pipe into the bedrock.

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The bell to be anchored over the wellhead has teeth at the bottom to prevent sympathetic rotation with the motor along the all-thread.

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It's simple. It will work.

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