Joke Making the Rounds: The Difference Between Men and Women

The wife doesn't come home one night. In the morning when she arrives home the husband says, "Where were you?" The wife says, "I slept over at my girlfriend's house." The husband gets out the phone book and calls her ten best girlfriends and they all answer with the same words: "I don't know anything about this."

The husband doesn't come home one night. In the morning when he arrives home the wife says, "Where were you?" The husband says, "I slept over at a male friend's house." The wife gets out the phone book and calls his ten best man friends and they all answer with the same words: "He was here last night." Two of them add, "And he's still here."